Apples & Oranges

I just thought of this and started to get really mad.

One time at lunch last year, a friend and I were talking about how our donuts. I don't know why. Another friend there goes, "Oh god, I hate donuts. Did you know they're worse for you than cigarettes?"

WHAT THE FAAACK. YOU CAN'T EQUATE DONUTS WITH CIGARETTES.

You don't smoke donuts and you don't eat cigarettes. One of them enters you lungs and the other doesn't. Smoking a lot gives you lung/throat/mouth cancer. Eating a lot of donuts makes you fat/get heart disease/clogged arteries. Yes, they are both bad for your heart, but so is getting stressed out all the time. You can't even measure either of them in the same units. Six ounces of cigarette smoke is way worse for you than six ounces of donut.

I just thought it was a stupid thing to take seriously. Just don't do either of them. They're both bad for you, why do you have to bother comparing the two. That friend is realy dumb anyway. Like, she thinks guys actually like her for her personality. The part of her personality they like is the stupid, naive, giggly part. And also her ass.

I have to get ready for a surpeise party.